Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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