Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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