Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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