Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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