Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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