I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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