How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I cockslap morals
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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