and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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