I have demons in me.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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