You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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