Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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