so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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