There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so let's talk penis.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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