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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  .....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"

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• (530): View more from California

  I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.

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