I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?