Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog

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(303): View more from Colorado

I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.

(303): View more from Colorado

well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you

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(502): View more from Kentucky

one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.

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(903): View more from Texas

Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.

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(208): View more from Idaho

i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.

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(585): View more from New York

I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?

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(772): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?

(1-772): View more from Florida

around eleven

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