Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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