Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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