the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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