I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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