just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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