What did we do last night that was yellow?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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