what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.