Me too!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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