i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I have feelings that need drinking.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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