it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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