Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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