I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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