Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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