i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize