I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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