sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's shark week go big or go home
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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