im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This is my gift to your gina
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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