Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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