Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize
