i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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