well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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