is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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