I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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