im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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