the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
why is half of my head shaved?
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