ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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