it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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