...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
