Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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