new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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