Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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