let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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