So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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