CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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