But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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