is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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