so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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