Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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