Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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