never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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